SlyPost: Quotes, Funny Pictures, Kitten & Puppies - Part 2

I’m sick of myself when I look at you, something as beautiful and true. In a world that’s ugly and a lie, it’s hard to even try. -Matthew Sweet

December 27, 2023

For gas sales after hours, first, honk horn once! Then keep your shirt on while I get my pants on. (No sales less than 5 gallons).

December 27, 2023

Butterfly decal, rearview mirror, dogging the scene. You smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth. You said that irony was the shackles of youth. You wore a shirt of violent green. -REM

December 27, 2023

God knows I don’t ask you for much! -Kramer

December 27, 2023

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) -Mark Parker

December 27, 2023

To a balding man, dandruff is a thrill.

December 26, 2023

Slightly Less Common Latin Phrase: Furnulum pani nolo. I don’t want a toaster.

December 26, 2023

It’s certainly not over yet with five minutes left in the first half.

December 26, 2023

During the earthquake, Bill’s zip code changed three times before he got out of bed.

December 26, 2023

The pen is mightier than the sword. If the sword is very small, and the pen is very sharp.

December 9, 2023