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Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. -Rita Rudner

November 23, 2021

Sow a Thought, and you reap an Act; sow an Act, and you reap a Habit; sow a Habit, and you reap a Character; sow a Character, and you reap a Destiny.

November 23, 2021

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.

September 16, 2017

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

March 6, 2016

There is no substitute for excellence-not even success. -Thomas Boswell

January 16, 2016

Patting yourself on the back doesn’t push you ahead. -Car Wash Philosophy

January 15, 2016

Luck: when preparation and opportunity meet. -Pierre Trudeau

January 3, 2016

I would love to go out with you, but there’s a disturbance in the Force.

January 2, 2016

They don’t understand the problems and pressures $54 million comes with. -Jerry Maguire

December 29, 2015

Men only marry women because sheep can’t cook.

September 20, 2015