August 9, 2015
Her eyes say “Yes” but her probation officer says “No.” Top 5
August 9, 2015
I think, if my butt’s not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn’t be too big for me. Christy Turlington
August 9, 2015
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
August 9, 2015
Standin’ on the corner, in a white godfather hat. He drives a long, black, gangster Cadillac. He can steal a broad’s mind, man, in three or four minutes. It’s not how long you talk, brother, it’s what you put in it. Too Short
August 9, 2015
Ever get so drunk that when you put a dime in the jukebox, a pack of Marlboros pop out?