Uncategorized | SlyPost - Part 7

Reality keeps ruining my life. Calvin

August 19, 2015

What do shareware authors and PBS have in common? They both interrupt their programs asking for money!

August 19, 2015

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool. Bellamy Brooks

August 18, 2015

Blond Medical Dictionary Term: Nitrate, n. – Cheaper than day rate.

August 18, 2015

The best test of truth is the power of the thought to get itself accepted in the competition of the market. Oliver Wendell Holmes

August 18, 2015

Like a ghost breeze through the eucalyptus trees, nostalgia’s wake of melancholy reverie clouds the shitty past with tear-jerking slop about a time when mediocrity and conformity were next to Godliness… Robert Williams

August 14, 2015

Consider your reputation. Try changing your name and moving to a new town.

August 12, 2015

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria, socks can eat wherever they want.

August 12, 2015

It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.

August 11, 2015

All wars are ironic because all wars are worse than expected.

August 11, 2015