Quotes
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Remember that "average" is simply the best of the poorest and the poorest of the best.
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I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said "Well what else would I want it for?"
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Funny noises are not funny.
Bart Simpson
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Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home
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Lean too much on the approval of people and it becomes a bed of thorns.
Tehyl Hsieh
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Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
Abe Lincoln
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Van Roy #slypost
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That's fine with me.. and by induction, I am most people.
Dmitri Schoeman
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I am Cornholio. Do you have TP for my NNTP?
Derrick Brashear
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Cut life support to all quarters with children
Picard
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Just because Damon Wayans is black and bald doesn't mean he can play ball. In "Celtic Pride" he barely looks tall enough to dunk an apple in a toilet.
Mr. Cranky
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He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
James Thurber
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Nothing endures but change.
Heraclitus
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Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
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I washed mud, off of mud.
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Let us live Let us love Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls You first.
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Often, the most striking and innovative solutions come from realizing that your concept of the problem was wrong.
Eric S. Raymond
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Her eyes say "Yes" but her probation officer says "No."
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