By Sly, August 11, 2015
Remember that "average" is simply the best of the poorest and the poorest of the best.
I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said "Well what else would I want it for?"
Funny noises are not funny. Bart Simpson
Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home
Lean too much on the approval of people and it becomes a bed of thorns. Tehyl Hsieh
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. Abe Lincoln
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Van Roy #slypost
That's fine with me.. and by induction, I am most people. Dmitri Schoeman
I am Cornholio. Do you have TP for my NNTP? Derrick Brashear
Cut life support to all quarters with children Picard
Just because Damon Wayans is black and bald doesn't mean he can play ball. In "Celtic Pride" he barely looks tall enough to dunk an apple in a toilet. Mr. Cranky
He who hesitates is sometimes saved. James Thurber
Nothing endures but change. Heraclitus
Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
I washed mud, off of mud.
Let us live Let us love Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls You first.
Often, the most striking and innovative solutions come from realizing that your concept of the problem was wrong. Eric S. Raymond
Her eyes say "Yes" but her probation officer says "No." Top 5