SlyPost https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html They don’t understand the problems and pressures $54 million comes with. -Jerry Maguire “Oh, no!” shouts the computer scientist, “A special case!” -Joshua Schachter What makes me think I could start clean-slated? The hardest to learn was the least complicated. -Indigo Girls I’m sick of myself when I look at you, something as beautiful and true. In a world that’s ugly and a lie, it’s hard to even try. -Matthew Sweet For gas sales after hours, first, honk horn once! Then keep your shirt on while I get my pants on. (No sales less than 5 gallons). Butterfly decal, rearview mirror, dogging the scene. You smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth. You said that irony was the shackles of youth. You wore a shirt of violent green. -REM God knows I don’t ask you for much! -Kramer File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) -Mark Parker To a balding man, dandruff is a thrill. Slightly Less Common Latin Phrase: Furnulum pani nolo. I don’t want a toaster. It’s certainly not over yet with five minutes left in the first half. During the earthquake, Bill’s zip code changed three times before he got out of bed. Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in fer me. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. -Rita Rudner Sow a Thought, and you reap an Act; sow an Act, and you reap a Habit; sow a Habit, and you reap a Character; sow a Character, and you reap a Destiny. Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells AWFUL. (5) Happy New Year 2024 : aww Men only marry women because sheep can’t cook. Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. The pen is mightier than the sword. If the sword is very small, and the pen is very sharp. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. Luck: when preparation and opportunity meet. -Pierre Trudeau PC rules: Doped = Chemically Inconvenienced. A good compromise leaves everybody mad. -Bill Watterson There is no substitute for excellence-not even success. -Thomas Boswell If there were in the world today a large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others we could have a paradise in a few years. -Bertrand Russell I would love to go out with you, but there’s a disturbance in the Force. When you’ve got it, give it to somebody else who doesn’t want it. Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Vax as a computer trademark and vax as a vacuum cleaner trademark both exist. Who will they grant vax.com to? Nothing sucks like a vax. -Gordon Irlam Why isn’t “palindrome” spelled “palindromeemordnilap”? Just remember: you’re not a “dummy,” no matter what those computer books claim. The real dummies are the people who, though technically expert, couldn’t design hardware and software that’s usable by normal consumers if their lives depended upon it. -Walter Mossberg What sort of baldfaced nonsequitor is this? The only thing a cat and tea have in common is that one dislikes being immersed in the other. Clearly, your marketing skills are equivalent to your prowess at teamaking, which is probably on level with the cat’s. -Mike Shapiro No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t care less. -Lazlo’s Chinese Relativity Axiom Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you’re upside down There’s no movie that sucks so much that you can’t find good parts to enjoy, and there’s no movie so good that you can’t find sucky parts to resent. You go to a movie, and it’s this big complicated detailed work, and you’re the one who gets to pick your focus. You can bitch about the plot holes or rave about the music; the quality of your experience is in your own hands, and no experience is more objectively real than another one. -Greg Plesur In the arcade, fun was something you paid for. In the family entertainment centers’ redemption scheme, fun is your job, or rather, an unpaid internship that you take at your own expense so that you can EARN all those fabulous plush prizes. Basically, the redemption arcade is a giant, overpriced toy store housed in a high-tech, neo-Victorian circus, complete with putt-putt courses, downsized indoor Ferris wheels, and merry-go-rounds manufactured by Chance Rides, Inc., of Wichita, Kansas, which has supplied over a hundred North American malls with quarter-million dollar carousels. -J.C. Herz Marriage is a good way to spend the winter. -Trouble with Harry I need several mistresses; if I had only one, she’d be dead inside eight days. -Alexandre Dumas The one thing we can never get enough of is love, and the one thing we can never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller Now would be an excellent time to become a missing person. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. Stone thrown in river. A realization ripples. So it means nothing. -Ann Marie Clark Do something unusual today. Pay a bill. Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist. It’s so refreshing to be around people from Europe. They still drink, smoke, and enjoy themselves. -Jessica Lange I’m not a complete idiot..several parts are missing. My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration, and ignoble deaths… -Harlan Ellison Patting yourself on the back doesn’t push you ahead. -Car Wash Philosophy